B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 12, 2016

To bad they haven’t invented toilet paper yet so he could wipe his hand off on something appropriate.

Oh S***!??

coprolite |ˈkäprəˌlīt| noun Paleontologya piece of fossilized dung………Well, now that i’ve learned something new for the day can go back to bed.

Dinosaur manure pile.

Coprolite and Congress have more than the first two letters in common.

I never imagined I’d see “coprolite” in a cartoon. Oh, wait, forget it — I just did a Google search. Coprolite happens, quite a lot.

it isn’t coprolite yet, just plain old crap

Lucky he went to the wrong pile and got into the Shinola…

Exactly why some people won’t shake hands, especially in the Orient and Arkansas.

Learned a new term today. Yecch.

Well! That was a shitty thing to do to someone!

The warning was posted! The burn is on you now!!

How suntan lotion was discovered. Coprolite Tone gave users a nice bronze brown tone…

Got some coprolites at our local museum. The kids find it fascinating … That, and the two-headed turtle!

Half the calories of copro, same great taste.

I always labelled the coprolites in our collection as “Jurassic Krap.”

Well he’s having a crappy day, now !