B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 23, 2018

So, do you think the Pteranodon is going to pay for him?

And it’s got kids so a real bargain.

Not clams?? Inflation, I guess

He has a feeling what to feed him?

*clams

Think of the wads of money you’ll save on Uber rides!

Some pets adopt you rather than the other way around

Well, it’s not a dead parrot, is it?

My Lovebird is about as exotic as i want to get.

Yes, he said bucks instead of clams.

How does that detract from the joke?

Bucks vs clams – Bravo Foxtrot Delta.

You misunderstand. He wants 50 male deer to replace the pteranodon .

He doesn’t look that exotic, but the bird picked him, sooo…

Clams, not bucks… who’s writing this thing now?