B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for June 20, 2018

The shark is thinking, “That’s udder nonsense and a lot of bull.”

How many of those killed by cows were swimmers?

That’s because most people don’t try to milk sharks.

Shark infested fields?

He was cowed by the shark.

Don’t have a cow BC. The shark just wants to protect its territory.

I guess cows in B.C. looked like overgrown pigs.

So a hamburger is just self-defense?

There is such a thing as a bull shark.

Hippos. Really. Don’t dare get between a hippopotamus and water. Or anything.

Bambi kills more people in North America than any other animal.

The ad campaign for that chicken restaurant has gotten much more aggressive lately.

Thats one ugly cow.

And you know the thing about a cow…..He’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. lLike a dolls eyes

Spent a lot of time on my grandparents’ farm as a kid. Cows weren’t so much a worry (unless you were between them and a fence and they decided to lean into you), it was hogs. Especially a sow that had a litter. Knew of one of grandpa’s neighbors being killed and at least two others injured enough to seek medical attention beyond simple first aid. I’m talking broken bones, stitches (pig bites are nasty), etc. Us kids could pretty much go anywhere on the farm except the hog lot.

Hogs are like us, they eat anything edible. And they can become seriously violent.