B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for September 01, 2018

That’s so good that a comment would just detract!

Oops! I commented, didn’t I?

He had to have that definition… just in case.

Downsquirt – What happens when there’s a hole in a down pillow.

Down poor: when you run out of feathers.

I don’t know about “My Pillow” but, I made my great pillow. It’s a rolled up sleeping bag in a king size case. It’s the width of the twin bed I sleep in and just the right height and softness. Perfect.

How do you get down off an elephant?

Ooooh, pillow talk!

You don’t, you get down from geese, and get off of an elephant.

OH – reminds me – why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees?

I was going to supply the answer here but I will leave it to the “audience”.

Obviously not many folk here have tried to pour down into a pillow.. taint easy.

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

How do you kill a blue elephant?

How do you kill a pink elephant?

How do you fit 6 elephants in a VW Beetle?

Tickle his trunk and make him sneeze

“Downpour.” Because “Uppouring” NEVER works.