B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for July 10, 2019

If God had wanted the dinosaurs to live, he wouldn’t have hit the little boat with a meteor.

Shape up or ship out.

Well, that “Deep Sixes,” the “Meteor Theory……..,”

God is not going to be happy about this Noah. You messed up his divine plan.

Wait for the truth to sink in…

the unicorns were on that ill fated ship, too. I’m surprised though…it should have “SS Minnow” on the side of it…

“We were all out and then it started raining so I didn’t have time to go to the store and get some more!”

This explains everything.

It was all in the plan….

LOL

And we’re told some story about a big asteroid. Now we REALLY know.

The “little” one? For dinosaurs?

HMSS JURASSIC 1st sister to Titanic ?

As Seen on TV Flex Seal Spray. Or Flex Tape, waterproof tape. It works under water.

So they were forced to drop them off at “The Lost World”…

“…Then Noah looked and looked, and found the oddest thing

The dinosaurs were marching off in time with “Rite of Spring”

The rain commenced to falling with a mighty roar

And he just couldn’t wait for no dinosaur…."

http://kipwblog.blogspot.com/2017/11/his-dinosaurs.html

Oh PLEASE don’t tell me we lost the dinosaurs because of INEPTNESS!!!! I can’t STAND it!!!!!

There were green alligators, and long necked geese, some humpty-back camels and some chimpanzees, some cats and rats and elephants and sure as your born, don’t you forget my unicorn…

So THAT’S how the dinosaurs died out!

Confidentially, It sinks!

The Creationist stories are illogical. However this story came from the Sumerians.

Sure, but the 10,000 huge ones needed to hold all the species of insects, arachnids, bacteria, and viruses – those were all built right and came through just fine!