B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for April 05, 2020

You want to die alone?

It’s tough to rescue yourself from that one. You’re lucky there’s someone there to find a rope and call for help.

Why does the Earth have a large talking “pimple.”

“You made me lose concentration”

He could use a break!

B.C. looks scared. You have two wonder why the chicken crossed the bridge. Or tried to.

Ummm a little HELP here

Holy cats! Maybe it’s better to take the long way home. “That’ll do donkey. That’ll do.”

Why is it in movies or on TV somebody always asks, “are you alright?” The person could be bleeding, just assaulted etc. and that question is asked. Writers can’t think of any other dialogue? ( Sorry for venting)

I’d like to see how whoever built that bridge did it.

If6was9…..can you please leave politics out of the comics?

So how’s it hangin’?

So…he’d rather be stranded there, upside down, hanging by only one rope, with no one around?

I hate it when you’re hanging by an ankle and someone asks if you are OK.

Next time use hemp. And smoke the leaves first.

I think the throw away panels would be the toughest to write because the are the beginning and end of a totally separate joke.

Why? If you travel alone, then who is gonna save your butt when these things happen?