B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for June 26, 2020

Learning how to be a giraffe ?

P T Barnum, call your office!

‘They’ meant something less Death Defying! Like Water Color Painting, Stand-up Comedian, or Jogging faster than a Hare!

That turtle on stilts makes me think of my spouse. Just got him back!!! (Flinging confetti in the air!) LSS – he can only count to 19 now. But he wibbly-wobbly walks around with a Medical Boot on one foot. Makes me nervous to watch him!!!

Might have tried speed walking.

“And then they said, learn out to fall.”

The upward journey would have been mindboggling to watch, while the dismount is gonna be painful.

I hate to think of how the practice sessions went while he was still learning the skill.

That’s one way to have your family and friends look up to you

A Salvador Dali Turtle?

That’s one way to stay safe on the beach…

Who the heck are “they”?

For some reason this reminds me of the imperial walkers from the Star Wars movies.

Know what he feels like. Just had my second hip replacement (hooray! yippee! at last!), and I’m learning to walk on two even feet again. . .very weird. . .

Hey, that looks like fun. I mean it!

But does it pay?

Someone put him up to it.

That’s a tall order for a tortoise!

I find this strip to be a bit stilted.

…He said; in a stilted voice.

“Still trying to figure out the grazing part”.

Ready for the flood ;)

How did John get up there in the first place?

Well, sea levels ARE rising.

Now we know the origin of the “Star Wars” AT-AT Walkers!"

That’s gonna interfere with your love life!

He’s ready for the circus!

Gorilla glued to his feet? ’Never had that on a lever-arm exam, nor in the universal formula of motion.

ROFL!

This really tops the…..er ….turtle….

They meant a useful skill.