A little old lady visits her doctor with a problem.“You see Doctor, I’ve been having a terrible gas problem. I pass gas almost every minute. Fortunately, they’re silent and they don’t smell at all. I’ve even passed gas here, several times. Is there anything you can do for me?” The doctor gets his note pad and writes something down, then hands it to the little old lady. She asks “What’s this? There are 3 prescriptions.” The doctor replies, “The first prescription is for gas pills to control the problem, the other two are for your hearing and sense of smell”
Beans, beans the musical fruit. The more ya eat, the more ya toot. The more ya toot, the better ya feel: LET’S HAVE BEANS FOR EVERY MEAL! ( I REALLY love inspirational poems!) Especially chocolate.
SamuelMeasa over 4 years ago
It was the Burritos or Snoring.
assrdood over 4 years ago
Taco Bell, just as likely.
Wilde Bill over 4 years ago
If you are lucky, it will just be winds.
Enter.Name.Here over 4 years ago
Dad: “Great Burritos, Mama!”
Popeye: “Well, blow me down. HEY, I didn’t mean that literally!”
I Mad Am I over 4 years ago
Naw! That’s just a breeze! HURRICANE Level is feeding the burritos to an entire High School !!!!!!! (Smirk!)
hammytech over 4 years ago
A little old lady visits her doctor with a problem.“You see Doctor, I’ve been having a terrible gas problem. I pass gas almost every minute. Fortunately, they’re silent and they don’t smell at all. I’ve even passed gas here, several times. Is there anything you can do for me?” The doctor gets his note pad and writes something down, then hands it to the little old lady. She asks “What’s this? There are 3 prescriptions.” The doctor replies, “The first prescription is for gas pills to control the problem, the other two are for your hearing and sense of smell”
michael jones over 4 years ago
that is just terrible :)
hariseldon59 over 4 years ago
The “wind” would be the least of their problems.
BigDaveGlass over 4 years ago
“Earthquake”!!
jagedlo over 4 years ago
famous or infamous?
mrcooncat over 4 years ago
Per Burger King’s latest commercial, all you have to do is lace the offending meal with lemon grass and the methane/greenhouse gas will be eliminated.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Woo Hoo!! High power Poot! I love it when Wiley talks windy.
1953Baby over 4 years ago
Beans, beans the musical fruit. The more ya eat, the more ya toot. The more ya toot, the better ya feel: LET’S HAVE BEANS FOR EVERY MEAL! ( I REALLY love inspirational poems!) Especially chocolate.
Troglodyte over 4 years ago
It’s worse when he actually gives a name to each “hurricane”! :D
dflak over 4 years ago
Let’s hear it for Mason Williams’ “Classical Gas.” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mREi_Bb85Sk.
Jumpin’ Jack Flash is a gas, gas, gas.
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
…and lasting fumes that linger in the night…
Imagine over 4 years ago
Fire tornados if they were very spicy.
ChessPirate over 4 years ago
Ironically, Mom’s name is Gale… ☺
Homer J over 4 years ago
Two words. Taco. Bell.
Plods with ...™ over 4 years ago
Or Dad breaks wind.
zeexenon over 4 years ago
Motorboating, the French way.
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
Apparently, bathroom humor transcends all ages
timinwsac Premium Member over 4 years ago
And don’t even think of taking up dad’s request to pull his finger.
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
I get those after attending a chili cook-off.
anomalous4 over 4 years ago
Malodorous zephyrs!
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 4 years ago
You never realize how little self-control you have until the Chips and Salsa arrive.