B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for October 18, 2021

Oh! My! Stars! What reading the funnies should be all about — howling out loud. FLORP!

Another near-disaster aviation mid-air. No fatalities, but one passenger certainly got goosed.

‘FLORP’ is funny, yes, but the feet should be webbed for a goose!

What next, another “Miracle on the Hudson?”

Naaa, these flight meals give me goosebumps

It seems that you got a bill for this flight.

If it’s goose, it’s in the wrong end…

Incidents like this led to the establishment of Flight Lanes …

… and “Watch where you’re going!” Laws

This may be the only time John wishes his goose was cooked.

Florp ? Really ?

Shows you how strong Dookie is to survive a mid-air collision like that and keep on flying!

Is it Kosher?

“This shell ain’t big enough for both of us!”

Not sure who is eating who in there. What’s up Goosy butt.

They’re serving quackers with the whine

LMAO! Love the new sound!

Now quiet…and eat your meal aloft…AAAAAAKKKKK

Dang, bet he was hoping for a nice salad.

Stuffed Goose…

A goose with a lousy navigation system to boot.

Bird strike – Log it. Clean the windscreen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YEhB_Be3p0

I used to fly in the eastern Arctic, this time of year is very dangerous

Nope, no webbed feet… maybe an unusually high flying chicken?

One bite at a time! Hahaha! Thanks! Really funny!

It should have been HONK then FLORP.

But is your goose cooked?

If you need to have a goose fly into an airborne turtle, FLORP is not a sound you will hear very often.

OMG OMG — So Funny … ROFLMAO

No time to duck?No time for duck?No room for duck?

His goose just got cooked.

A goose has webbed feet

If that’s a goose, it should have webbed feet.