B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 17, 2022

“Now if i can just figure out how to get the damn thing to move. I just stand here twice per month. Kinda silly, really…”

Looks like it’s time to invent shock absorbers.

Stationary Unicyle – Good for working on your posture?

That’s the brakes.

He probably just slides down the hills, going up the the other side is problematic.

There were times when technology got steered into a side street.

Couple of times a month, he takes it out for a drag

He’s a real square.

It’s a bumpy road when one refuses to update his mode of transportation….

Be a smooth ride around here what with all the potholes

There’s a bit more than Sticker-Shock there…

Next model will include a free crash helmet.

It works best in the winter, on a frozen lake

I would think his “wheel” would cause a rOuGhEr ride.

Cars on The Bizarro World have square wheels:

https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Superman-1939/Issue-202?id=16025#33

You should see the way it corners.

That’s one tire that definitely needs to get rotated.

Rough around the edges, corners well, though.

The older bikes might not be as fast as some of the rice rockets but they are definitely cooler….

Same shape as the gears between his ears.

B. C.’s must be the special High Torque model.