B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for February 14, 2023

How would a fish know what baked goods are when fire can’t exist under water? Maybe if the fish swims too close to an underwater volcano?

Trying saying that 3 times fast…

It may soon be trying to keep from dying as a frying flying fish.

This is what happens when you play hooky from school.

Groan!

Though Valentines Day hasn’t been invented yet, in the BC world, may y’all have a happy one this day.

That pun is beneath you, Curls.

Alliterally!

Show me a fish with an electric eel for a father that followed his ex-girlfriend to med school. And I’ll show you a shocking, stalking, sturgeon, surgeon

Show me their oven… Yip yip yip yip yip

Flan sounds good right about now…

We went on a flying fish tour at Catalina island. The boat shone a searchlight off the stern and the fish came out of the water like something from a horror movie. The guide warned us to watch them; a passenger had been knocked cold by one before. Good to know!

Where’s the snow?

Wow! What a stretch Just to get in a really lousy pun!!

And the hardest tongue twister is ….

Pad kid poured curd pulled cod

Umm… huh?

Fish can smell…..especially if left too long in the fridge…

Flopping fresh fish, fortuitous…

They can’t all be home runs

In the old days, stuff like this was considered a Capital crime.

Flan is custard! Not a baked good.

I’ve seen real flying fish on my first ship out of Yokosuka, Japan. Unfortunately for the fish, there was flan, just $#!+ on a shingle. ;-p

By then, the fish would be ready to serve