Show me a fish with an electric eel for a father that followed his ex-girlfriend to med school. And I’ll show you a shocking, stalking, sturgeon, surgeon
We went on a flying fish tour at Catalina island. The boat shone a searchlight off the stern and the fish came out of the water like something from a horror movie. The guide warned us to watch them; a passenger had been knocked cold by one before. Good to know!
dcdete. over 1 year ago
How would a fish know what baked goods are when fire can’t exist under water? Maybe if the fish swims too close to an underwater volcano?
Imagine over 1 year ago
Trying saying that 3 times fast…
Doug K over 1 year ago
It may soon be trying to keep from dying as a frying flying fish.
littlejohn Premium Member over 1 year ago
This is what happens when you play hooky from school.
hubbard3188 over 1 year ago
Groan!
preacherman Premium Member over 1 year ago
Though Valentines Day hasn’t been invented yet, in the BC world, may y’all have a happy one this day.
Chithing Premium Member over 1 year ago
That pun is beneath you, Curls.
The Orange Mailman over 1 year ago
Alliterally!
bigger Nate over 1 year ago
Show me a fish with an electric eel for a father that followed his ex-girlfriend to med school. And I’ll show you a shocking, stalking, sturgeon, surgeon
yip yip yip over 1 year ago
Show me their oven… Yip yip yip yip yip
jagedlo over 1 year ago
Flan sounds good right about now…
flagmichael over 1 year ago
We went on a flying fish tour at Catalina island. The boat shone a searchlight off the stern and the fish came out of the water like something from a horror movie. The guide warned us to watch them; a passenger had been knocked cold by one before. Good to know!
radgrom8109 over 1 year ago
Where’s the snow?
wongo over 1 year ago
Wow! What a stretch Just to get in a really lousy pun!!
mindjob over 1 year ago
And the hardest tongue twister is ….
Pad kid poured curd pulled cod
tcayer over 1 year ago
Umm… huh?
Rise22 over 1 year ago
Fish can smell…..especially if left too long in the fridge…
T... over 1 year ago
Flopping fresh fish, fortuitous…
The Sinistral Bassist Premium Member over 1 year ago
They can’t all be home runs
Walter Parmantie Premium Member over 1 year ago
In the old days, stuff like this was considered a Capital crime.
bronto over 1 year ago
Flan is custard! Not a baked good.
Angry Indeed Premium Member over 1 year ago
I’ve seen real flying fish on my first ship out of Yokosuka, Japan. Unfortunately for the fish, there was flan, just $#!+ on a shingle. ;-p
Brian K over 1 year ago
By then, the fish would be ready to serve