B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for February 14, 2023

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    dcdete.  over 1 year ago

    How would a fish know what baked goods are when fire can’t exist under water? Maybe if the fish swims too close to an underwater volcano?

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    Imagine  over 1 year ago

    Trying saying that 3 times fast…

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    It may soon be trying to keep from dying as a frying flying fish.

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    littlejohn Premium Member over 1 year ago

    This is what happens when you play hooky from school.

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    hubbard3188  over 1 year ago

    Groan!

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    preacherman Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Though Valentines Day hasn’t been invented yet, in the BC world, may y’all have a happy one this day.

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    Chithing Premium Member over 1 year ago

    That pun is beneath you, Curls.

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    The Orange Mailman  over 1 year ago

    Alliterally!

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    bigger Nate  over 1 year ago

    Show me a fish with an electric eel for a father that followed his ex-girlfriend to med school. And I’ll show you a shocking, stalking, sturgeon, surgeon

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    yip yip yip   over 1 year ago

    Show me their oven… Yip yip yip yip yip

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    jagedlo  over 1 year ago

    Flan sounds good right about now…

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    flagmichael  over 1 year ago

    We went on a flying fish tour at Catalina island. The boat shone a searchlight off the stern and the fish came out of the water like something from a horror movie. The guide warned us to watch them; a passenger had been knocked cold by one before. Good to know!

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    radgrom8109  over 1 year ago

    Where’s the snow?

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    wongo  over 1 year ago

    Wow! What a stretch Just to get in a really lousy pun!!

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    mindjob  over 1 year ago

    And the hardest tongue twister is ….

    Pad kid poured curd pulled cod

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    tcayer  over 1 year ago

    Umm… huh?

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    Rise22  over 1 year ago

    Fish can smell…..especially if left too long in the fridge…

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    T...  over 1 year ago

    Flopping fresh fish, fortuitous…

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    The Sinistral Bassist Premium Member over 1 year ago

    They can’t all be home runs

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    Walter Parmantie Premium Member over 1 year ago

    In the old days, stuff like this was considered a Capital crime.

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    bronto  over 1 year ago

    Flan is custard! Not a baked good.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I’ve seen real flying fish on my first ship out of Yokosuka, Japan. Unfortunately for the fish, there was flan, just $#!+ on a shingle. ;-p

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    Brian K  over 1 year ago

    By then, the fish would be ready to serve

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