B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for August 01, 2023

maybe if you have kept your head inside shrug

“Your shell sticks out in the open like a pimple on my butt.”

Hard to miss a speed bump.

Er . . . uh . . . um . . . what?

Let sleeping shells lie.

Speed bumps can usually recognize other speed bumps.

I have a fear of speed bumps.

I’m slowly getting over it.

It’s a living.

Avoiding the “good morning” greeting…typically if not a morning person.

Could’ve been worse. Could have been a speed trap.

Poor Larry, he is always getting walked on. I know how he feels.

Hi, Larry!

How did he know it was Larry? They both look alike…

Just walk all over me..why don’t cha?

Now there’s a thought. Has anyone ever seen a turtle trip? I mean a real chin to the ground stumble.

Yup, the shortest distance between two points is a straight line, unless there’s a mountain in the way.

I try to go around speed bumps whenever possible on my electric assist bike. The teeny wheels make it rough