B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for August 04, 2023

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Every see a turtle in drydock before?

P-Town ?

Got to a bar, get bar-nacles.

Barnacles often will attach themselves to sea turtles. They (a few) are not usually harmful. John could probably scrape them off by rubbing his back against a hard surface like a rock.

Getting them taken off usually means a Barnacle Bill….

Why did Mr and Mrs Barnacle go to couples’ counseling?

Because their marriage was the rocks.

He’s definitely a slow mover.

That’s IN Cape Cod, not ON Cape Cod.

There’s no es-cape-ing them!

Go jump in a fresh water lake and they’ll die and fall off.

….musta been a long swim.

It’s still summer, John. So I think you meant to say that you spent some time at Cape Cod…

Are they renaming it Cape Tortoise?

The vacation doesn’t seem to have done you much good.

Then why isn’t he covered in cod? Maybe he was in Barnacle Cove.

Apertyx didn’t go with him? I thought they were joined at the shell, so to speak.

His speaking in the past tense he seems to imply summer is over. Yet summer is only half over! There are still 6 weeks of summer left!

Are barnacles edible?

I wonder what barnacles taste like?

Could’ve been worse. He’s not covered in shark bites.

Bill the sailor would do better if he had a faster sail.

You can sometimes find barnacles on tall buildings: https://i.pinimg.com/736x/b6/24/ed/b624edcf1da9419f72587fc5f9f22012.jpg

He ran into Michelle

Barnacles from Barnstable? I wonder if he ran into Mike Barnicle?