If they’re too good at hugging, there’s no antivenin; and you need someone with you to pull the snake off you. Don’t hold a giant constrictor snake when you’re by yourself, and don’t put one around your neck because sometimes they start to constrict by accident.
David_the_CAD 9 months ago
Thanks, but I will pass.
seanfear 9 months ago
mhm .. i can see he’s a tree hugger already
Enter.Name.Here 9 months ago
These are my legs. I’m quite the runner. Watch!
Uncle Kenny 9 months ago
Tree hugger
Doug K 9 months ago
Hank is a huge hugger who gives out huge hugs
Hank’s huge hugs can be very constricting at times.
jaydogg187 9 months ago
He could just eat you up.
DaveG1960 9 months ago
Time to exit. Stage right………(His right)……
Troglodyte 9 months ago
Hank is going to put the squeeze on ’im, it appears!
Imagine 9 months ago
And it seems he’s taken a liking to you.
RUN!!!!
jagedlo 9 months ago
Ah, the old squeeze play-er…
rockyridge1977 9 months ago
Quite the personality!
blakerl 9 months ago
I don’t want a hug from Uncle Hank.
Chithing Premium Member 9 months ago
I’d like to see him try to hug Jane.
Count Olaf Premium Member 9 months ago
There’s also Auntie Conda.
txq 9 months ago
Hugs and hisses.
ShadowBeast Premium Member 9 months ago
I’d bet he eats what he hugs too.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 9 months ago
Let’s just shake hands Hank.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 9 months ago
Uncle Hank is busy, but I think he can squeeze you in.
beady.el 9 months ago
In fact, he’s kind of a tree hugger.
dlestersprint0 9 months ago
Hank’s a tree hugger.
LaurelAnnHardy 9 months ago
Hugger the Horrible
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction 9 months ago
“….It’s to die for.”
mindjob 9 months ago
If they were called boa huggers, snakes in general would be seen in a more positive light
Thanksfortheinfo2000 9 months ago
No thanks, Hank.
zeexenon 9 months ago
SOB ate all the apples.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 9 months ago
Uncle Hank is Kaa’s ancestor and just as loveable.
jasonsnakelover 9 months ago
If they’re too good at hugging, there’s no antivenin; and you need someone with you to pull the snake off you. Don’t hold a giant constrictor snake when you’re by yourself, and don’t put one around your neck because sometimes they start to constrict by accident.
Brian Premium Member 9 months ago
Run Apteryx run!
jmohr134 9 months ago
Hi there! I am an Apteryx, a wingless bird with constricted feathers..
parkerinthehouse 9 months ago
I was just hopin’ Large Lena would show up and try somethin’
Angry Indeed Premium Member 9 months ago
Uncle Hank’s a survivor. He’s taken his licks from FB’s critter club and lived!