In Wizard of Id, the servants have a hard time shooting the turkey, so the king called it “Impossible Turkey” because it is impossible for them to shoot it. And now I know where the turkey is at.
I have a rose bush just outside my front door. for several years a paid or cardinals would roost there in the spring, the walls of the house gave shelter on several side, the porch gave a roof over head for weather and hawks and the roses’ thorns kept away ground predators, the perfect place to raise their chicks. the only problem was two huge human things that would go in and out of the door scaring them form the nest. we learned to use the garage for a few weeks while they raised their young.
When I went to V.P.I, now known as Va. Tech, I saw a billboard depicting a turkey as the “Fighting Gobblers”. I almost passed out with laughter. Now they call it the “Hokie Bird”.
Imagine 12 months ago
Sharp observation. Pointed question.
seanfear 12 months ago
take me in!!!!!
Liam G.P 12 months ago
In Wizard of Id, the servants have a hard time shooting the turkey, so the king called it “Impossible Turkey” because it is impossible for them to shoot it. And now I know where the turkey is at.
Enter.Name.Here 12 months ago
It’s a TERRIBLE hangout for introverts. No internet access or WiFi.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 12 months ago
Until it turns out that this is not actually a set of vines with thorns but rather a rare species of snake-eating snake….
littlejohn Premium Member 12 months ago
How many introverts does it take to change a light-bulb?
Why does it have to be a group activity.
littlejohn Premium Member 12 months ago
Did you hear about the introvert who was so happy living in Antarctica?
He was ice-elated.
littlejohn Premium Member 12 months ago
I may be an introvert, but I have a fairly successful ore industry.
I mine my own business.
littlejohn Premium Member 12 months ago
Whats an introverts favorite tea?
Social anxietea.
jagedlo 12 months ago
Next question…do you have a way to get out after Thanksgiving?
Count Olaf Premium Member 12 months ago
Turkey Lives Matter!
Can't Sleep 12 months ago
Would have been a good hangout during the pandemic.
Wizard of Ahz-no relation 12 months ago
I have a rose bush just outside my front door. for several years a paid or cardinals would roost there in the spring, the walls of the house gave shelter on several side, the porch gave a roof over head for weather and hawks and the roses’ thorns kept away ground predators, the perfect place to raise their chicks. the only problem was two huge human things that would go in and out of the door scaring them form the nest. we learned to use the garage for a few weeks while they raised their young.
rockyridge1977 12 months ago
Always in the shade!!!!!
DaBump Premium Member 12 months ago
Or Ashleys.
NRHAWK Premium Member 12 months ago
Snake should be a little wary as turkeys are known to kill them on sight. In this case it might be on site.
ladykat 12 months ago
Where can I find a place like that?
WCraft Premium Member 12 months ago
Anybody remember the BC Thanksgiving special from the earl ‘70s? Still on YouTube I think. All about the turkey.
T... 12 months ago
Great cartoon art…
Angry Indeed Premium Member 12 months ago
When I went to V.P.I, now known as Va. Tech, I saw a billboard depicting a turkey as the “Fighting Gobblers”. I almost passed out with laughter. Now they call it the “Hokie Bird”.
zeexenon 12 months ago
Worth the effort for non-GMO drumsticks.
hudie48 12 months ago
The turkey is right before the “at”.
eddi-TBH 12 months ago
It does look comfy. How’s the rent situation?