B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for December 11, 2023

Probably never.

The first weather report.

If paper wasn’t already invented and he still used a stone tablet, he wouldn’t have to worry about it blowing away.

So many rocks and they invents paper but yet they no invent paperweight eh.

Local TV weatherman breaks all of his limbs but insists on coming in to work…

…tune in at 11, to see his four-casts.

Bill, the weatherman: “Today’s weather forecast will be two beans in a tomato, meat sauce.”

Anchor: Bill, what on earth are you talking about?

Bill: It’ll be a little chili.

When a weatherman retires..

..his rain comes to an end.

What do you call a carnivorous weatherman?

A meat-eater-ologist!

Our local weatherman is really very spirited…

He can talk up a storm!

He must be in Suffolk County.

Which, if it stays that windy will probably be never!

Good one.

The answer, my friend, is blowin’ in the wind..

The ants are my friends. They’re blowin in the wind. The ants are. They’re blowin in the wind.

There was no news……..smart boy!!!!!

that might take too long… make something up! :D

This one’s disturbingly timely today.

GREAT REPLIES ALL!

Like Les Nessman’s Eyewitness Weather…"I look out the window and I witness the weather."

hey, his job was a breeze today!

Coincidentally, we’re supposed to have windy conditions today after that rain storm came through here.

Great expressive cartoon art…

Hit the main point immediately. There may not be time for more.

Good job.

His floating stone tablets would blow away too.

Today’s forecast is a blast of hot air from the vicinity of Washington, DC.