B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for October 24, 2024

Touche or not touche—that is the question.

“….Oh in that case, no.”

“Come, human, or you will be late.”

“Late? Late for what?”

“What is your name, human?”

“Dent. Arthur Dent.”

“You will be late, as in the late DentArthurDent. It’s a bit of a threat, you see.”

Why are ants always intelligent?

Because they always have the ANTswer

3 ants named A, B, and C were all males. Which one floats the best?

Boy-ant-C!

I have a business selling foreign ants.

It’s ImportANT.

Why was the baby ant confused?

Because all his uncles were ants.

How can you tell the gender of an ant?

Drop it in water. If its sinks, girl ant. If it floats, buoyant!

Now go back inside and slay your homework.

“FINISHED!”

Homework? Ants?

When I was a kid, unless it was Friday, there wasn’t any choice about doing homework after I got home from school.

…….nothing works like the “mom threat”!!!!!

A good and solid description.

Love the semANTics

Ant Word Salad.

I think he means finished.

Well, we Finnish ants do it in the outhouse.

Just wait until your mother gets home!

A “Raid” spray victim. That kind of finished.