Not nice!
Sneaky!
He walked straight into that one.
Never answer that kind of question. It’s a trap. You can’t answer it correctly.
The correct answer to that or the dreaded “Does this make me look fat?” Is “That (item of clothing) does / does not flatter your sexy figure”
I never understand why women have to ask “Am I fat??” Knowing full well that we’re only going to say yes because that’s what they WANT us to tell them!
And then women wonder why they have problems with their relationships. . . .
Made his whole life flash in front of him, there, Liv.
Gotcha!
Bernadette: Well, is there anything about me you’re keeping inside?
Howard: I’m not answering that, it’s a trap.
Bernadette: So there are things you don’t like.
Howard: And here I am in the trap. You just keep talking. I’m gonna chew my leg off.
Bernadette: Just tell me one thing that bothers you, and I promise I won’t get mad.
Howard: Okay. The truth is, sometimes, you’re too beautiful.
(Howard shakes his head angrily for one second)
Bernadette: Oh, Howie, be serious.
Howard: Okay, okay. I really don’t like how your wings poke me when we sleep, ’cause you’re an angel.
Bernadette: Okay, fine, maybe it was a bad idea.
There is no good or safe answer to that question.
Gosh, an experienced husband like that…
“That’s what they call a loaded question. No matter how I answer, there’s a bullet in every chamber designed to blow my brains out.” Hank Hill
“No, but it does make you look dowdy.” It may be slimming, but it’s not flattering. (sorry Dan!)
That’s a conversation a husband can’t be right, no matter what.
Yakety Sax 11 months ago
Not nice!
Shikamoo Premium Member 11 months ago
Sneaky!
netwolf 11 months ago
He walked straight into that one.
Macushlalondra 11 months ago
Never answer that kind of question. It’s a trap. You can’t answer it correctly.
Brian G Premium Member 11 months ago
The correct answer to that or the dreaded “Does this make me look fat?” Is “That (item of clothing) does / does not flatter your sexy figure”
djtenltd 11 months ago
I never understand why women have to ask “Am I fat??” Knowing full well that we’re only going to say yes because that’s what they WANT us to tell them!
Bruce1253 11 months ago
And then women wonder why they have problems with their relationships. . . .
Terr Bear Premium Member 11 months ago
Made his whole life flash in front of him, there, Liv.
MuddyUSA Premium Member 11 months ago
Gotcha!
ChessPirate 11 months ago
Bernadette: Well, is there anything about me you’re keeping inside?
Howard: I’m not answering that, it’s a trap.
Bernadette: So there are things you don’t like.
Howard: And here I am in the trap. You just keep talking. I’m gonna chew my leg off.
Bernadette: Just tell me one thing that bothers you, and I promise I won’t get mad.
Howard: Okay. The truth is, sometimes, you’re too beautiful.
(Howard shakes his head angrily for one second)
Bernadette: Oh, Howie, be serious.
Howard: Okay, okay. I really don’t like how your wings poke me when we sleep, ’cause you’re an angel.
Bernadette: Okay, fine, maybe it was a bad idea.
R Humble 11 months ago
There is no good or safe answer to that question.
Rob Smith Premium Member 11 months ago
Gosh, an experienced husband like that…
DDrazen 11 months ago
“That’s what they call a loaded question. No matter how I answer, there’s a bullet in every chamber designed to blow my brains out.” Hank Hill
listmom 11 months ago
“No, but it does make you look dowdy.” It may be slimming, but it’s not flattering. (sorry Dan!)
pbr50138 11 months ago
That’s a conversation a husband can’t be right, no matter what.