Ben by Daniel Shelton for October 13, 2023

Not nice!

Sneaky!

He walked straight into that one.

Never answer that kind of question. It’s a trap. You can’t answer it correctly.

The correct answer to that or the dreaded “Does this make me look fat?” Is “That (item of clothing) does / does not flatter your sexy figure”

I never understand why women have to ask “Am I fat??” Knowing full well that we’re only going to say yes because that’s what they WANT us to tell them!

And then women wonder why they have problems with their relationships. . . .

Made his whole life flash in front of him, there, Liv.

Gotcha!

Bernadette: Well, is there anything about me you’re keeping inside?

Howard: I’m not answering that, it’s a trap.

Bernadette: So there are things you don’t like.

Howard: And here I am in the trap. You just keep talking. I’m gonna chew my leg off.

Bernadette: Just tell me one thing that bothers you, and I promise I won’t get mad.

Howard: Okay. The truth is, sometimes, you’re too beautiful.

(Howard shakes his head angrily for one second)

Bernadette: Oh, Howie, be serious.

Howard: Okay, okay. I really don’t like how your wings poke me when we sleep, ’cause you’re an angel.

Bernadette: Okay, fine, maybe it was a bad idea.

There is no good or safe answer to that question.

Gosh, an experienced husband like that…

“That’s what they call a loaded question. No matter how I answer, there’s a bullet in every chamber designed to blow my brains out.” Hank Hill

“No, but it does make you look dowdy.” It may be slimming, but it’s not flattering. (sorry Dan!)

That’s a conversation a husband can’t be right, no matter what.