Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for July 24, 1998
Transcript:
-What's up? -Joe, There's a business opening next door- it's not good news -Oh no! Now a taxidermist? A head shop? An office of some wacky sci-fi church?.. -A gun shop? An army surplus? A massage parlor? An organized crime social club? A casket store? Heaven forbid it's not another bagel/coffee place?! -ITS WORSE?! How could it be worse?! Tell me?! -um -We want to break it to you gently, so we'll come back when you've calmed down