Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for March 30, 1999

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-Betty, going through used paperbacks is a waste of time -The time to read a book is when it's fresh. By the time it's worked its way down to used paperbacks, it's totally passé -The only thing worse is waiting to take it out of the library -Thanks for caring -At least consider getting it on tape, then at least you can salvage some dignity