Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for February 28, 2016

AH, ’tis a pun.I had to look up phlegmy.Thee definitions:

Full Definition of phlegm1: the one of the four humors in early physiology that was considered to be cold and moist and to cause sluggishness2: viscid mucus secreted in abnormal quantity in the respiratory passages3a : dull or apathetic coldness or indifferenceb : intrepid coolness or calm fortitude