Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for July 25, 2020

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    Ruth Brown  over 4 years ago

    That’s a privileged attitude.

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    jaxxxon58  over 4 years ago

    Yes it does.

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    M2MM  over 4 years ago

    He wouldn’t be such a good sport if it was a thornbush.

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Sorry, Betty. The season is open now.

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    PleaseStay6PixelsAway  over 4 years ago

    I know what it’s like after 45 years of “Do as I say, not as I do.”

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    Sephten  over 4 years ago

    It’s a good job that wasn’t MY hedge!

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter  over 4 years ago

    You know what’s really great? …This is the end of this week-long arc

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    well-i-never  over 4 years ago

    Oh, this will bring out the triggered.

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    mommavamp  over 4 years ago

    Not doing/thinking/feeling stuff like this is why my husband and I are still happy after 57 years of marriage. Mutual respect and always giving more than you take goes a long way.

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    Wlly Blly  over 4 years ago

    Oh c’mon, that’s just hypocritical. What is it she was going to get so upset about by being pushed in the pool anyway? She wasn’t planning on getting wet at the pool?

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    Zumtahk Premium Member over 4 years ago

    It only works that way. Husband does that and he’s on the couch for a week

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    car2ner  over 4 years ago

    with humor you have to think about what the OTHER person finds funny. Bub doesn’t mind a bit of unexpected rough housing. He is bigger and stronger and can handle it. Betty, getting unexpectedly shoved, is more likely to get hurt and would not find it funny. That being said, getting pushed into shrubbery doesn’t mean a soft landing for either of them. And age changes things, too. The rough housing we might have done 10 years ago probably wouldn’t be as much fun today.

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    Bwahahaha!  over 4 years ago

    It was at that point that Betty felt the sharp pain of metal at the back of her head. CLANG! “Good work Junior!” Bub said as he got out of the bushes. “I got your back, Dad!” Junior responded. Bub looked down at Betty’s prone body and said, “Pop the trunk on the car. We need to take a trip to the rock quarry.” Later that night Bub and Junior celebrated by eating frozen Snicker bars.

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    Snark-impaired  over 4 years ago

    So spousal abuse is funny? And if it’s not ok for him to do it, it’s not ok for her either.

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    MartinPerry1  over 4 years ago

    That’s odd. My partner is always telling me I need to be more spontaneous.

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    flying spaghetti monster  over 4 years ago

    It could be funny if Betty had a sense of humor.

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    kpm30519  over 4 years ago

    Marriage in a nutshell

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    GreggW Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I’m beginning to get the impression Betty is not a positive character.

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    Texanna Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I don’t think this is funny. and I HATE it when couples smear wedding cake on each others faces. Really not a good sign for the marriage. I saw a guy on “reality” tv warn the bride who was holding the cake “remember, I follow your lead”. I thought that was great.

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    j.l.farmer  over 4 years ago

    glad he thought it was funny because it could have ended so different if branches in the bushes had stabbed him in places we don’t want to mention. i’m kind of surprised Betty would have taken that chance uless they have done something like that to each other before.

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    fix-n-fly  over 4 years ago

    Ask her to extend her hand to help you up, then pull her down on the ground with you!

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    heathcliff2  over 4 years ago

    Glad it wasn’t cactus or thick body plants.

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    Holilubillkori Premium Member over 4 years ago

    So…now he’s a member of the bush club.

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    Gilda Blackmore  over 4 years ago

    I used to like Betty!

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    InquireWithin  over 4 years ago

    Well, this could have been a thorny situation. He looks bushed.

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