Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for February 18, 2022

If he really wants a swimming pool, give him a shovel and tell him to start digging.

My work here is done

A swimming pool with its own boat!

BOAT=break out another thousand

In an ideal world, one has a friend that owns a boat.

I have a boat for sail, and for sale, but it won’t fit in a swimming pool.

I’ve never owned a boat, but I’ve heard several former and current boat owners say, “The two best days of a boat owner’s life are the day they buy the boat and the day they sell it.”

I’ve seen too many nice boats on a beautiful day, never leave their slip. Once having rented a house with a pool, I found I spent more time skimming the leaves than swimming. Good thing I found skimming a pleasant zen experience.

Boats and swimming pools. Both are holes into which one pours unlimited amounts of money.

If you get a boat, you’ll need to head for the lake.