I’ve never owned a boat, but I’ve heard several former and current boat owners say, “The two best days of a boat owner’s life are the day they buy the boat and the day they sell it.”
I’ve seen too many nice boats on a beautiful day, never leave their slip. Once having rented a house with a pool, I found I spent more time skimming the leaves than swimming. Good thing I found skimming a pleasant zen experience.
RAGs almost 3 years ago
If he really wants a swimming pool, give him a shovel and tell him to start digging.
C almost 3 years ago
My work here is done
The Reader Premium Member almost 3 years ago
A swimming pool with its own boat!
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 3 years ago
BOAT=break out another thousand
david_42 almost 3 years ago
In an ideal world, one has a friend that owns a boat.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I have a boat for sail, and for sale, but it won’t fit in a swimming pool.
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I’ve never owned a boat, but I’ve heard several former and current boat owners say, “The two best days of a boat owner’s life are the day they buy the boat and the day they sell it.”
car2ner almost 3 years ago
I’ve seen too many nice boats on a beautiful day, never leave their slip. Once having rented a house with a pool, I found I spent more time skimming the leaves than swimming. Good thing I found skimming a pleasant zen experience.
Ed Brault Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Boats and swimming pools. Both are holes into which one pours unlimited amounts of money.
edeloriea14 almost 3 years ago
If you get a boat, you’ll need to head for the lake.