Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for October 19, 2023

I won’t feel guilty about my nasty streak because God hasn’t given me a million dollars..

God love ya, loser.

Logic is malleable, I guess.

Wow!

…Schrödinger’s lottery ticket…

…it is neither a winner nor a loser as long as it stays in my wallet unchecked…

Omens are impossible to interpret. Maybe winning is a way to show all of her worst impulses as she squanders it in a week. Maybe losing is her way of donating money to wherever her state says the lottery money goes.

Or she could just be a good person and do good works without expecting to be rewarded for it.

I knew Alex was stupid, but I did not figure it was this bad.

Some folks need to be swallowed by a whale before they do good works.

Pretty fool-proof way of justifying her not doing good works.

That’s our problem, our creative minds can come up with anything to justify our actions.

And what would you think if the winning number was one digit different than yours?

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If the Divine wants me to win the lottery, I only need to buy one ticket. I bought one, it didn’t win, I see no point in buying another.