Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for October 19, 2023

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    C  about 1 year ago

    I won’t feel guilty about my nasty streak because God hasn’t given me a million dollars..

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    Ubintold  about 1 year ago

    God love ya, loser.

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    Cpeckbourlioux  about 1 year ago

    Logic is malleable, I guess.

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    The Reader Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Wow!

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    3hourtour Premium Member about 1 year ago

    …Schrödinger’s lottery ticket…

    …it is neither a winner nor a loser as long as it stays in my wallet unchecked…

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    Skeptical Meg  about 1 year ago

    Omens are impossible to interpret. Maybe winning is a way to show all of her worst impulses as she squanders it in a week. Maybe losing is her way of donating money to wherever her state says the lottery money goes.

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    Nunyabusiness   about 1 year ago

    Or she could just be a good person and do good works without expecting to be rewarded for it.

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    Teto85 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I knew Alex was stupid, but I did not figure it was this bad.

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    Geophyzz  about 1 year ago

    Some folks need to be swallowed by a whale before they do good works.

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    FireAnt_Hater  about 1 year ago

    Pretty fool-proof way of justifying her not doing good works.

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    James Deveney Premium Member about 1 year ago

    That’s our problem, our creative minds can come up with anything to justify our actions.

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    ChessPirate  about 1 year ago

    And what would you think if the winning number was one digit different than yours?

    (ಠ  ͜ ಠ)

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    fritzoid Premium Member about 1 year ago

    If the Divine wants me to win the lottery, I only need to buy one ticket. I bought one, it didn’t win, I see no point in buying another.

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