Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for September 24, 2024

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    C  3 months ago

    If you don’t know by now Bub

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    Bwahahaha!  3 months ago

    Zip it, Betty.

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    Sephten  3 months ago

    A bit more subtle than ‘Have you stopped beating your wife’!

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    Carl  Premium Member 3 months ago

    “It’s a trap”

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    Carl  Premium Member 3 months ago

    “Fly, you fool”.

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    rexberg  3 months ago

    No point in asking questions you don’t want the answer to.

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 3 months ago

    As Richie Sambora said, it doesn’t matter where you get your appetite as long as you eat at home.

    Of course he was married to Heather Locklear at the time.

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    goboboyd  3 months ago

    If you don’t look, you’re an insensitive cad. If you do look, you’re a lecherous lout.

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    joegeethree  3 months ago

    Don’t Bub. It’s a trick!

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    timinwsac Premium Member 3 months ago

    Busted!

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    ChessPirate  3 months ago

    Bernadette: Man, that is one hot weather girl!

    Howard: How come if I say that I get in trouble?

    Bernadette: You want to say it? You can say it.

    Howard: Nice try. You’re gonna have to find some other way to not have sex with me tonight. And it’s not weather girl, it’s weather woman

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    well-i-never  3 months ago

    It’s not a trick question – she’s being completely honest with him…because George Clooney is right behind Bub.

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    tammyspeakslife Premium Member 3 months ago

    Betty is so refreshing! I wish more women saw the world this way. She’s just sitting there, minding her own business…

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    Skeptical Meg  3 months ago

    Look, don’t touch.

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    johnaapc  3 months ago

    look, just because you are on a diet does not mean you can’t peruse the menu…

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    Bill The Nuke  3 months ago

    The proper answer is “I’m only interested in the lovely woman sitting in front of me.”

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    christelisbetty  3 months ago

    If a “lovely” woman walks by, and no man is there to see her,is she still a lovely woman ?

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