Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for September 24, 2024

If you don’t know by now Bub

Zip it, Betty.

A bit more subtle than ‘Have you stopped beating your wife’!

“It’s a trap”

“Fly, you fool”.

No point in asking questions you don’t want the answer to.

As Richie Sambora said, it doesn’t matter where you get your appetite as long as you eat at home.

Of course he was married to Heather Locklear at the time.

If you don’t look, you’re an insensitive cad. If you do look, you’re a lecherous lout.

Don’t Bub. It’s a trick!

Busted!

Bernadette: Man, that is one hot weather girl!

Howard: How come if I say that I get in trouble?

Bernadette: You want to say it? You can say it.

Howard: Nice try. You’re gonna have to find some other way to not have sex with me tonight. And it’s not weather girl, it’s weather woman…

It’s not a trick question – she’s being completely honest with him…because George Clooney is right behind Bub.

Betty is so refreshing! I wish more women saw the world this way. She’s just sitting there, minding her own business…

Look, don’t touch.

look, just because you are on a diet does not mean you can’t peruse the menu…

The proper answer is “I’m only interested in the lovely woman sitting in front of me.”

If a “lovely” woman walks by, and no man is there to see her,is she still a lovely woman ?