Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 31, 1991

Transcript:

Dad: OOF! "Picking a heavy box up" Nate: Look! up in the sky! what the heck is it? It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a blimp! Nate: IT'S SUPER DAD! Nate: Yes, Super dad! with powers and abilities that make mere mortals go "Dang!" (Voice of mere mortals) Nate: Super dad! He can change the course of mighty rivers! Super dad: CALL THE PLUMBER! Nate: Super dad! He can leap tall buildings in a single bound !! Super dad: Nate! i told you to pick up these toys, gosh dam it! Nate: Super dad! He can bend steel in his bare hands!! Super dad: Yikes! Nate: Yes, Super dad! Fighting for truth, justice, and the American way! Dad: Thank you, Nate.. very nice.. Nate: Super dad! disguised as a bald, paunchy divorce... Dad: I said THANK YOU, Nate!