Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 12, 1991
Transcript:
Dear T.V. Executive: Are you the bonehead who cancelled " Oil Painting with Rusty"? If so, you should be shot. How could you get rid of the greatest show in T.V. history and replace it with "Glenda's Green Garden"? You are a moron. I hate your guts. Rusty brings joy to millions of faithful viewers. Apparently you are just too clueless to understand that the man is an artistic genius. You probably wouldn't know a great work of art if you tripped over one. How did you ever get to be a T.V. exscutive? I hope reading this letter (if you can read) makes you realize the error of your ways. Wake up and put Rusty back on the air or you will regret the day you were ever born. ACT NOW OR ELSE!!! Sincerely, Nate Wright. Dad: Tell you what, son...Leave this with me and I'll mail it for you! Nate: Do you like the skull and cross bones I drew underneath my signature?
Matchip19 almost 11 years ago
Heh. Funny,
BBQjoe1 almost 11 years ago
What an insult
RySonic almost 11 years ago
Yep, that outta do it…
Comisftw over 10 years ago
You don’t threaten someone then tell them who you are.
T.A.S.K Master over 10 years ago
If Marty does post it, they’ll never listen anyway, as Nate said that he was-a bonehead-a guy who should be shot-a moran-clueless-undeserving of the job of a TV executive-probably uncapable of readingIn other words, this is one of the best big nate comics EVER!
Professor W almost 8 years ago
Do NOT trust Marty to mail these kind of stuff to the executive.
Chad Applewhite over 7 years ago
When I got to (if you can read), I just cracked up. The insults, the threats, and to top it off, a skull and crossbones. Hilarious…
Hockey17 over 6 years ago
That’s just gonna make him mad, not fix the problem.
DM9001 almost 5 years ago
“I know where you live.” The executive is sure to believe that.
k1401308 over 4 years ago
“I know you live” uh oh
I like anime almost 4 years ago
JOIN TEAM PVZ BY TWEAKING YOUR NAME TO LET EVERYONE KNOW YOUR ON OUR SIDE TO DEFEAT THE MOON MEN
Just Peachy! about 2 years ago
god this reminds me of the internet culture today
riff raff about 2 years ago
Early Nate was something else LOL
Aurastick almost 2 years ago
Man just went all out on his death threat :skull:
Owen V. over 1 year ago
David McKillips deserves a letter like this.
blasthrough about 1 year ago
the “PS— I know where you live” part was so awesome, totally got me
Anti Reviewers Rejoice- Your savior is here! 7 months ago
totally agree