Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for November 27, 1991
November 26, 1991
November 28, 1991
Transcript:
THANKSGIVING AT ENGINE COMPANY #25! Fireman1: Happy Thanksgiving, fellers! Firemen: Happy Thanks... Fireman 1: Egad! A fire! Fireman 2: A big one! I can see the smoke! Fireman 3: Let's go! Fireman 1: Oh no! Not this house again! Fireman 2: Every Thanksgiving it's the same thing! Dad: The meat may be a little tough... Nate: I'll call "Pizza Hut."
WHAT IF THIS HAPPENED?
(Nate picks up the phone, going to call Pizza Hut, but when he heard his sister screaming, he accidentally threw the phone onto the turkey, then onto the floor. The phone is now in flames)
Nate: Yipes! I’m going to use comic logic to summon in a firetruck and a crowd!
(Nate uses magic to summon a firetruck and a crowd outside of his house. The firetruck goes through the roof, breaking it and lands on the floor. Calvin, Hobbes, and Snoopy get out of the firetruck with a hose)
Hobbes: The turkey and phone are on fire! Use the hose!
Calvin: Yes, sir!
(Calvin uses the hose to spray water on the phone and turkey, but for an unknown reason, the phone and turkey turn into Godzilla)
Snoopy: Yipe!
Calvin: Oh no! Godzilla! What should we do?
(A random asteroid comes and kills Godzilla)
Everyone: HOORAY FOR THE ASTEROID!
The End