Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 15, 1991
December 14, 1991
December 16, 1991
Transcript:
NATE: How do I look? P.S. 38 6th Grade Christmas Play :The Miracle of Christmas" FRANCIS: "What a beautiful night! How brightly the stars shine!" "HOE BRIGHTLY THE STARS SHINE!" NATE: Oh uh...."And look! One star shines more brightly than the others!" FRANCIS: "Yes! Surely this is a wondrous sign!" "SURELY THIS IS A WONDROUS SIGN!" NATE: Uh...hold on a sec... Krinkle Crumple... NATE: "There! In the sky! An angle!" FRANCIS: That's "angel!" NATE: Right! That's what I meant! MAN: There's always one who ruins it for all the others! WOMAN: Whose kid IS that?
Marty: He’s my kid.
Audience: ARGGGGGGGGGGG
Audience beats up Marty
Principal Nichols: The play is now closed due to a bad child and a bad man! The play will be replayed tomorrow!
Tomorrow before play, Marty sits down on chair. He’s the only one in the audience.
Audience From Yesterday: Attack!
Doors open, revealing a lot of audience people from yesterday on horses with swords and shields.
Marty: Yipes!
Audience from yesterday attack Marty with their swords.
Principal Nichols: The play is closed due to a naughty man being attacked for a good reason! The play will be replayed tomorrow!