Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for June 07, 1992
Transcript:
Nate: Prepare to be annihilated, Dad ! I am the "Monopoly" King! Dad: We'll see about that. Nate: Last game, I destroyed you! Dad: Let's See.. I'll be the top hat. Nate: What?? Wait A Minute! Nate: I was going to be the top hat! I'm always the top hat! Dad: Sorry, Nate... I already picked the top hat. Nate: But I HAVE to be the top hat! It's tradition! Nate: The top hat's my lucky piece! I can't play "Monopoly" without being the top hat! It won't be any fun! Dad: Okay, Okay! you can be the top hat! good gravy! Dad: I'll be the race car. Nate: Ooooh! The race car! I want to be the race car!
He never loses…cuz he never starts playing.