Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 31, 1993

Transcript:

Nate: Look, Ellen! I wrote a Soap opera starring you! it's called "The young and the clueless"! In Today's episode, you're torn between two lovers! the athletic Kenny and the suave Steven! Its a wicked love triangle, and you're caught in the middle! you don't know what to do! The pressure is Incredible! Ellen: why can't I have a brother Who collects stamps or something? Nate: There's a happy ending! In the last panel, you jump off a bridge in despair!