Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 16, 1993
Transcript:
Francis: I've got some news for you. Nate: Wait! First listen to my news! I was in the library this morning, see, and i saw Jenny asleep in one of the study cubicles! So you know what I did? I hypnotized her! You've heard of that, right? You plant a idea in somebody's subconscious while they sleep! Then when they wake up, the idea is fresh in their mind! So while Jenny slept, I whispered to her: "you are in love with Nate! Nate is totally irresistible!" I hypnotized her! Pretty smart of me, eh? When Jenny wakes up her first thought will be: "I love Nate! I can't resist Nate!" Okay, What's your news? Francis: Jenny just asked Nate Stevenson to go steady.
When they break up, say Nate WRIGHT!!