Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 24, 1994

Transcript:

"The SUMMER of '94!" (A story of forbidden love) starring: NATE WRIGHT as the romantic lead: Nate: Vouiez-vous un "chili dog"? Our story opens on the beach, where we meet NATE, the "big Kahuna"! Nate, king of the beach, ignores the adoring glances of the beach bunnies. "Where is the challenge?" he asks. And THEN, one day, Nate's world is turned upside-down! Strolling along the shore, he sees a mysterious OLDER WOMAN! WILL a torrid May-December romance ensue? WILL Nate scale new heights of love? girl: This is tower ten. He's still here. Nate: Are you SURE you don't want to brush up on your mouth-to-mouth resuscitation?