Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 27, 1994
Transcript:
Ellen: Well, it's nine o'clock. Dad must be at his high school reunion by now. I hope he has a good time seeing his classmates. Do you think he'll get together with an old girlfriend? Nate: With a little help, maybe... HELP IS ON THE WAY!! Yes, it's DAN CUPID, LOVE CONSULTANT! man: Well, enough about me... woman: Z... Dan: I'm needed here...
As soon as Dan shows up, you know that it won’t be a “happy ending”