Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 22, 1994

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One day at the North Pole... elf: Bad news, Santa. Two more elves have come down with a fever. Santa: Oh, no! This is awful! My entire workforce is being ravaged by a mystery illness! We've GOT to figure out what it is and find a cure!! There's only one man who can help us! Only ONE MAN! elf: Who? DR. CESSPOOL! nurse: "North Pole: 3,000 miles." Dr.: Dang it! I HATE these house calls!