Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 24, 1994
December 23, 1994
December 25, 1994
Transcript:
A DR. CESSPOOL CHRISTMAS, 1994! Dr.: Well, Santa...I've attributed the elves' mystery sickness to poor diet! Santa: Poor diet?? Dr.: Right! All you feed these poor devils are fruit cakes and candy canes! They need PROTEIN! I've told Mrs. Claus to rustle up some red meat, pronto! Santa: But we don't HAVE any red meat! Except... Mrs. Claus: Who wants cheese on their Rudolph-burger?
Oh my God! SHE KILLED RULDOLPH!!! THE ONE AND ONLY RED-NOSED REINDEER!!!! BUT WHY?!?!