Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 11, 1995
Transcript:
Nate: I'm glad my Dad didn't shave off his beard. It just would have been too big a change. Nate: There's something comforting about people who always act the same, who always look the same. Like YOU, for example! Nate: I mean, if you ever fixed that gap between your teeth, or stopped wearing that stupid sweatshirt, or suddenly developed a little bit of coordination, you just wouldn't be Francis! Nate: Actually, a little change might do him some good...
Yeah, Marty without a beard would be downright ugly