Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 16, 1995
Transcript:
Nate: You know, I've been thinking... Easter candy isn't nearly as good as Halloween candy. Nate: With Easter candy, you basically get three kinds of stuff: Chocolate eggs, chocolate bunnies, and jelly beans. Nate: Compare that to Halloween, when you get all KINDS of stuff! Last October, I got Forty-Three different types of candy! Nate: PLUS, on Easter, all you get is ONE BASKET! On Halloween, you can just keep going to house after house! You can fill up a GARAGE BAG! Nate: Yup, as far as candy is concerned, Halloween's got Easter beat! Francis: Easter really doesn't have anything to do with candy. Nate: You weren't listening to a word I said, were you?
Ditto