Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 14, 1996

Transcript:

Big Nate Nate: it's another mind numbing episode of.. "Ever lovin' Ellen!.. Nate: one day in the hallway.. Ellen: Hi Jimmy. Hi Lance! Boy 1: Oh no! Boy 2: pretend you don't hear her. Ellen: Sob! why don't any boys like me? (cheesy emotional music playing) Ellen's Friend: it could be number of reasons!.. There's your personality, your wardrobe, your face, your breath.. Ellen: there must be someone in the school who'll go out with me! Ellen's friend: there's one possibility! "weird Ed" the ugliest guy in school! Ellen: i have no pride! i'll do it! (5 minutes later) ... Ellen: Ed... would you like to take me to the dance on friday? Ugly Ed: No, thanks. im ugly. not desperate! (Ed's face is censored) Ellen: Wait! Ed... come bac...... Nate: Uh, Ellen? Ellen: In the flesh.