Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for February 04, 1996
Transcript:
(A map where Nate and francis plan on attacking the enemy team) Nate: Okay, let's go over our battle plan.. First, i'll head east around their right flank. Francis: I'll cover you from the rear. Nate: They'll see me, and I'll draw their fire. Francis: Right! that's when i'll attack from their left flank! Nate: They'll split in half! they'll use up all their ammo! Francis: They'll be helpless! Nate: Thats when we'll squeeze them like a mighty vise! Francis: Right! either they'll retreat.. Nate: Or surrender! Francis: What a plan ! they haven't got a change! Other Kids: YAAAAA!!! (They attacked Nate and Francis with snowballs) Nate: So much for the art of warfare. Francis: Plan B: Cookies and hot cocoa.
I happened to read this while listening to the coffin dance music.