Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 12, 1996
Transcript:
FRIEND: Hey, Ellen! I just head that Gordie likes you! ELLEN: Really? You did? Because I like him! FRIEND: Oh, wait...maybe that was what I heard...that you like him. Still, it could have been the other way around...let me think...was it him or was it... ELLEN: Get it straight! GET...IT...STRAIGHT! When you haven't had a date in six month, you've got to have accurate information.
“Big Nate” has been replaced with “Big Ellen”