Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 18, 1996

Transcript:

It's another episode of Everlovin' Ellen! HER LIFE! HER LOVES! bleached blonde hair vacant expression Our story opens in the corridors of Herbert Hoover High School... BOY: Hey, there's Ellen Wright! BOY 2: She's the most popular girl in school! DIRECTOR: Cut! That was awful! We've got to reshoot this scene! It's got to be believable! I want realism! Do you hear? Realism!!! BOY: Yuck! There's Ellen Wright! BOY 2: Who? DIRECTOR: Energy! Give me energy!