Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 12, 1996

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Spokesman : NATE WRIGHT is walking to the plate! Spokesman: : Nate looks STUNNING in his crisp white uniform with red and black trim. (Nate hits the ball) Spokesman : Yes! It's going... going.. GONE! He's hit a FASHION home run! Nate's Dad : Hello, Men! How was the game? Nate: AWEsome ! Nate: You know what the other team was called? "Priscilla's Pet Grooming"! Nate: "Priscilla's Pet Grooming"!! Ha! Ha! Hee! Hee! I mean , is that the lamest thing you've ever heard or what? Nate: ..... And their uniforms!! you wouldn't have believe it, Dad! Nate: They were "Hee Hee" brown with green trim ! they were hideous!! Nate : ..... And their pitcher was this totally doofy-looking kid with the STUPIDEST haircut! ... And.... Nate's Dad: So you won. Nate: Huh? Oh, No. We got killed. Nate... But we destroyed then from an image standpoint! Teddy : High Five Me!