Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 26, 1996

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Intro: Boy opens a door for a girl. Boy: Allow me, my dear. Nate: Snap! (pencil broke) Nate: I need to sharpen my pencil. Want me to sharpen yours, too, Jenny? Jenny: No, my pencil's fine. Nate: Oh, come on! Let me do you a favor! Jenny: No!... Ow! Nate: What happen? Jenny: You jabbed me with my pencil! The lead broke off under my skin! Nate: So what you're saying is you DO need your pencil sharpened! Nate: grind, grind, grind, grind. (Hes sharpening Jenny's pencil.) Nate: Voila! Jenny: You had my pencil in your mouth! Gross! Jenny: There are teeth marks on it! Nate: But it is sharp! No need to thank me, sweetie, my pleasure. Nate: Chivalry is not dead! Francis: No, but you've got it on life support.