Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 21, 1996

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"PLEASE DON'T COME TO THE BALL GAME" (with apologies to Norworth & von Tilzer) Sung to the melody of "Take Me Out To The Ball Game" Please don't come to the ball game, Stay away from the park. Pick us up after the game is done...Last time this team beat us, nineteen to one. Watch us boot, boot, boot all the grounders. We're in our Hall of Shame. For it's ONE!....TWO!...THREE strikes you're out! Boy, is our team lame. Dad: Remember, it's not whether you win or lose... Nate: Right.