Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 12, 1996

Transcript:

Nate: August is kind of a nothing month, you know? I mean, I'm on vacation, which is great, but there aren't any HOLIDAYS or anything! If a month doesn't provide any opportunities to get presents or eat candy...well, then INVENT a holiday! Make one up! Francis: "Bathroom cleanliness day"? Nate: My dad, the comedian.